Better than a blood sucking Trampire

After I got over the initial shock of the Kristin Stewart and Rob Pattison breakup- I decided I would get back to living. It was.....difficult.

Was there much meaning in the world?

Could life ever be as fun?

What to do? What to do? I decided  I was a better person then K-Stew. I mean I did not cheat on my significant other with an older married man with 2 children. Was I in a position to judge. I am going to go with....yes. In fact once I started thinking about just how much better I was then her, I could not stop. Turns out, I am so much cooler then Bella. I decided to bust out of town to get the paparazzi off my tail. Enjoy one last party to the summer. I mean, I've been working on this acting career for about 10 years now, and people are whispering "Oscar" about some of my latest projects....
1) Women with puffy feet and High Heart Rate go to the pool
2) Very pregnant and Grocery Shopping at 2:00 PM
and my favorite
3) Filthy House & She's still on the couch
on to my spontaneous night.............

For a while now I wanted to go to one of those super fun water park staycation places. They were more then I wanted spend, even for a super star. But the advantage to being a super star is you can do whatever you want. So about 11:00 am on a Thursday I got on Expedia and got a room at golf resort for $52.00. No water park, but it had a pool. We were set to check in later that day. I called Wade and said, "pack your  bags, we are getting out of dodge".

 Eating at a local restaurant- you have to love goose and his texture issues

 So we checked in. A small resort on the edge of Eagle Mountain in Fountain Hills. Immediately as I waddled into the lobby of the resort the front desk knew I was somebody. That must of been why the hotel upgraded our room to a premier suite with an awesome view.

 When I woke up in the morning someone kissed me (hit me in the head with his I-PAD). This was also welcome to me because I awoke to find I was better looking then Charlize Theron. Hmmmmmmm, maybe I should go take over someones kingdom.

 The night before the pool was changing colors in our honor. Weston was in heaven. He thought it was the coolest thing since the pizza and jet tub he enjoyed an hour before. We got to swim all by our lonesome in the resort pool, because we were celebrities and pretty much the only people there.

 So I guess this is what happens when you are the highest paid actress of the year. Baby had fun too. It's hard being the person on the planet everyone wants to be. At least, I still have my companion for life and then some.